Monday, June 11, 2012
Monday Top Ten
10. Read 50 Shades of Grey
Never read the book. I don't like sitting down and reading, truth be told. I've heard nothing but crazy about that book. Great reason to read it, I know.
9. Wear Skinny Jeans for a Week
I've seen those things. They don't look comfortable at all. I don't think I could ever pull them off. Literally, I don't think they'd come off if I put them on.
8. Listen to Country Music for a Week
I already have to listen to country with my fella. It's not torture, but I've had worse things...like a stomach virus in the 2nd grade.
7. Eat a Peanut Butter Sandwich
I hate peanut butter. No, you don't understand. I could seriously go on a crusade to end peanut butter. It's gross; it's sticky; it's not for me. No thanks.
6. Call Random Friend and Sing Them a Song
I try not to sing in public. I try not to sing in front of people. I like the audience I have when I sing alone in my car.
5. Wear a Virginia Tech Jersey in Charlottesville, VA
I got a VT shirt at a yard sale for two bucks so I could go to a Hokie game without fearing for my life. I haven't worn it since. Charlottesville is the home of the Hokies' greatest rival. I'd be in some deep trouble.
4. Wear a Pink Shirt to the Race Track
I help my friend, Richard with his race car at the race track. Now the atmosphere is a tad more manly and gruff. So my "Tough Guys Wear Pink" t-shirt could be detrimental to me.
3. Watch the Kardashians
I'm not a fan of television shows where the people are useless. The Kardashians have done little to nothing to be famous. Getting caught on a private tape and having it spread all over the planet isn't really doing anything. Watching them and helping them make money goes against everything I believe in.
2. Listen to an LMFAO CD
That group is terrible. How dare they call what they do music. That's all I got, moving on.
1. Watch a Channing Tatum Movie
That guy is the worst actor ever. It's a shame that he makes millions of dollars because he's decent looking. I remember when you had to have talent and skill to be successful. Nowadays, it's all about marketing. Terrible actor...hideous. HA, the spell checker doesn't even think Channing is a real word. Such a loser.
However, I don't have to worry about that mess because the Thunder will beat the Heat. Thunder Up!