I have found the holy grail. Well it's not that holy, and outside of its purpose, it's not much of a grail either. I took a shopping trip this afternoon. Before I went into the Kroger, I went to Firehouse Subs to get a meal since my shopping usually lasts no more than 20 minutes and the bus wasn't due for an hour. Anyway, I saw the greatest invention ever. The soda fountain. Not just any soda fountain, the Freestyle Coke Soda Fountain. It has a gorgeous touch screen and multiple choices. First of all, I got the drink that makes me smile the most that's not a Yoo-Hoo, a Vanilla Coke. Vanilla Coke is like joy in carbonated form. I thought that it couldn't get any better. However I took a second shot at the machine and went for something obscure. I found Sprite with Vanilla. I'm thinking to myself, there is no way they coupld possibly blend vanilla with lemon-lime goodness successfully. It was awesome. It tasted like a carbonated lemon sherbet. Anyone with a taste bud knows how awesome the sherbet is. I will defintely be frequenting this place more often. In fact, I will combine every possibly drink known to man to create the Ultimate Coke. Will not be using diet, though. I'm anti-diet anything. That goes for light and zero as well. I'm sure they'll create a cutoff limit soon enough and name it after me. It'll be called the Tyrone. The machine will flash my face on the screen with the words "YOU'VE BEEN TYRONE'D!!!" I can see the headlines now, "Local Man Dragged Out of Sub Shop for Refusal to Leave Soda Fountain."
Only in America.
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