My open letter goes to some people I know.
To Those Who Will Be Enjoying My Cookies:
Hello all. I hope this letter finds you in good spirits. This evening, since about 7pm or so, I've been slaving over a hot oven making cookies. I'm making these cookies for my church family and school family. I worked hard on these cookies.
I just want you all to know that I'm doing this because I love y'all. I'm doing this because I appreciate what you mean to me in life. You have had such an impact on what I have become nowadays. I do this because you bring joy to my life. My cookies were made with love. It's also made with a lot of chocolate chips, so if you're diabetic, you'd better have your sugar in order.
People often ask me what made me so good at making cookies. It's simple, I like to cook. Cooking is fun for me. It brings a smile to my face when I make something from scratch. When I create a great dinner or an awesome salad, it shows people my artistic side.
I thank you all for enjoying my cookies. I know this is kind of presumptuous to assume you'd automatically enjoy my cookies, but truth be told, I haven't heard a complaint yet. I've been baking cookies since 2004 if it gives you any idea how good I they have been. I know some people probably held their complaints back, but that's on them.
Enjoy the goodness of my cookies.