So I've been thinking about what I wanted to talk about this week. I think I'll kind of relax it up a bit. Last week was all political. This week, I think I'll talk about my top ten business ventures I'd do if I had the money.
10. Bounty Hunter
Honestly, I'd just find people and snitch on them. I don't care really. I feel like there needs to be a better way to get some of these hooligans. I can do it. I can track a falcon on a cloudy day, I can find a criminal. Yeah, I straight up quoted The Princess Bride.
Ask any of my friends or my family, they'll tell you that I can pretty much figure people out fairly easily. In fact, people are often baffled by my ability to predict exactly how something may happen before it happens. My special education class told me that insight is one of the forms of genius.
8. Talk Show Host
Okay, I seriously think this could happen. I tried to do a small YouTube show, but honestly, it got kind of stale with my digital camera only having 4 minutes of video. I could keep an audience for 30-60 minutes talking about awesome topics.
7. Radio Disc Jockey
It's even easier to be a disc jockey. I could do a syndicated radio show about things. Take in callers, and just enjoy America at its finest.
I can bake cookies. In fact, I can honestly say that no one's cookies are better than mine. I seriously think I could make a fortune just with chocolate chip cookies. However, I feel like I could just go off and make tons of breads and other baked goods. I have a pretty nice talent.
5. Day Care Center
I'm good with kids. I can do a lot of good for people. It would be fun to see kids interacting with my roommate. If his argument with the little red headed girl next door is any indication, I'll have the greatest day care center ever.
I've always been kind of enamored by the restaurant business. I watch Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and pretty much any show with Gordon Ramsay. I love the idea of one day being a restaurateur. One day, it could happen if I had enough money.
3. Record Company
I have so many friends that are so talented in music. I would love to start a record company for them. I'm sure I could do a decent job of making them sound even more awesome.
2. Video Rental Store
Look, Redbox is nice and all, but I want old school rental stores back. It's kind of old school. I miss those days where you just rented a movie for about a week, promised to rewind it, and enjoy it with a pretty lady or your family. I'd try to bring it back.
1. Rent Em Spoons
It's a place where you get a bowl of soup for free, but we rent you the spoons for a yet to be determined price. It's freaking brilliant.