Yeah, it's true. I haven't really said this out loud, but I just want her back. Maybe that's why I've been so bent out of shape. I guess I've come to grips with these feelings last night while having some nice fun with some friends of mine. I was watching the festivities and drinking a Coca-Cola with a slice of lime in it. That's when it kind of hit me like a ton of bricks. I miss her so much. She left without a lot of fanfare and didn't bother to tell me at all. It really broke my heart. So I'm making a plea right now for my old girl to come back to me. I don't think she'll read this, but if she just happens to have some friends that read this blog; I really hope they tell her that I want her back in my life again. I remember the day we met. I saw her chilling. I rolled up to her and took her with me somewhere. Never left since. However since we met, it was hard keeping up with her. Sometimes, I just couldn't afford her. However, once she was with me, I never left her side and I never let her go. Then one day, she just upped and disappeared. No explanation. No discussion. Just her not there anymore. I guess when I was drinking my Coca-Cola with a slice of lime, it all made sense as to why I was so miserable. I missed my girl, Coke with Lime. I know you all remember Coke with Lime. They even had a commercial.
That stuff was so good. It was so yummy and refreshing. And don't give me that, "they still make Diet Coke with Lime" mess. Anyone with a brain and 4 taste buds knows that anything diet tastes like snow tires. Don't ask how I know what snow tires tastes like. I'm talking the real stuff. I remember when I brought it to work way back when and my buddy Ralph looked at it like I had a nuclear bomb. I think the green lid hypnotised him. I told him, "Ralph, it's Coke with Lime. It's yummy." I poured him a small cup and he said, "That [stuff] smells like rum and Coke." He smelled like rum and Coke everyday at work, so I guess he would be the foremost authority. Point being, it was so popular and now it's gone. So, if anyone who has anything to do with Coca-Cola products is reading this (and ever since I found out people from Slovenia have been reading my blog, I don't believe it's beyond the realm of possibility that that could be happening), I beg you to PLEASE bring that stuff back.
P.S. And if you happen to be a representative from Pepsi, you must also bring back Crystal Pepsi on the double. It was Pepsi, that was CLEAR!!! CLEAR I SAY!!!!