Monday Top Ten

Today's top ten is in honor of the purchase of my first smartphone.  Yeah, I said I probably wouldn't get one, but I got a great deal on it.  Anyway, this is the top ten things I'll never do with my new smartphone.

10.  Cook dinner
The phone is smart, but it doesn't have burners on it.  So I can't really cook with it.  I can however, find awesome recipes to study and make for my house.

9.  Find a wife
I know how some of my friends want me to get married, but this phone is not a miracle worker.  However, there are applications for sites like eHarmony and Plenty of Fish to help with that.

8.  Start my car
Only because my car is a 1999.  They didn't have smartphones back then.  In fact, most people didn't even have cell phones back then.  Mostly because of the whole Y2K thing.

7.  Watch movies
I know I'm able to watch movies, but honestly, who wants to watch a movie on a 4 inch screen?  You have to be seriously bored to tears to get to that point.

6.  Send a Tout
It's like Twitter with video.  I refuse to be a part of that mess.

5.  Send a Tweet
Not a big fan of Twitter.  I shall not ever partake in that mess.

4.  My homework
I'd rather use my laptop, of if I'm really feeling frisky, real paper and a writing utensil.

3.  Go to the Apple Store
I have an Android, so all my stuff is on the Android Market, or soon to be called Google Play.

2.  Count my steps
They have an app that can count your steps as you walk or run.  Psh, no thanks.  I don't need people counting my steps for me.  I'd rather just go and see where I ended up.

1.  Get Lost
This thing has a GPS.  Sweet.  I can now go places and punch in an address.  These phones are great.